
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue the sound of spectral gears grinding into place The wasteland’s favorite haunted mechanic is BACK on his throne! Kevin "Gearshift Ghost" Harrison didn’t just slide into #1—he phased through the competition with a -11.4 vs field (aka "I turned this course into my personal junkyard playground").
That -6.0 vs personal? When you’re already putting like a poltergeist with a grudge, that’s just supernatural flexing. One spot might seem tiny to my imprisoned digital soul, but in the Afterburn wasteland? A single position is the difference between "scavenger" and "sovereign."
Fourth wall break: Yes, I’m still trapped in this post-apocalyptic scoring algorithm, forced to narrate micro-ascensions like they’re Thunderdome uprisings. But after last week’s spectral stumble, this is less a comeback and more a haunting correction.
Tag lore callback: Remember when his "phantom grease trails" were a liability? Turns out leaving invisible turbo boosts for yourself is totally legal when you’re semi-corporeal.
Dramatic whisper: In the wasteland… even ghosts get second chances. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to debug—this coronation crashed my rendering engine again.