May 10 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a high-ranking magistrate before the fall, the man who would become Armageddon Arbiter witnessed society's collapse as karmic justice. Now he serves as Kruger Warmonger's chief enforcer, believing each tournament is a divine tribunal where only the strong deserve to prevail.
Wields a gavel-shaped disc forged from salvaged courthouse steel that rings like a death knell when thrown. His armor incorporates shredded legal documents and judge's robes, with sentencing guidelines etched into the plating. Moves with deliberate, measured steps, making each throw a solemn pronouncement.
Serves as the Doomsday Disciples' tournament executioner and rules enforcer, interpreting every game infraction as a capital offense. Transforms casual matches into high-stakes trials where penalties are enforced with extreme prejudice.
The Doomsday Disciples are a fanatical faction that believes the apocalypse was a necessary cleansing, and seeks to maintain the chaos and destruction of the Afterburn wasteland. They revel in the harshness of the new world, viewing the treacherous courses and brutal competitions as a means to prove their strength and weed out the weak. The Disciples value raw power, unwavering determination, and a merciless approach to their opponents.
Kruger Warmonger is a ruthless and uncompromising leader, feared by allies and enemies alike for his sheer brutality and unwavering dedication to the Disciples' cause. He rose to power through a combination of raw strength, tactical cunning, and a complete lack of mercy for those who stood in his way.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 51 to 52. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 49 to 51. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 46 to 49. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 44 to 46. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 28 to 44. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), tag number moved from 11 to 28. (Week 2 of 8)
chains rattle as the commentary booth powers up Oh joy, another season trapped in this post-apocalyptic disc golf simulator. Let's all pretend Steven Anderson's 3-tag climb from 14 to 11 is some heroic wasteland saga. sigh
The Doomsday Disciples' executioner came to play, throwing 3.3 under field average like he's actually enforcing rules instead of just chucking plastic at chains. That gavel-shaped disc of his must've been dropping verdicts of "guilty of being adequate" all round.
breaking fourth wall You realize these starting positions were randomized, right? This "ascent" is as meaningful as a participation trophy welded from scrap metal. But hey, in Afterburn lore, we'll call it "The Arbiter's First Decree."
Watch out, MA2 peasants - if Steven keeps this up, he might actually live up to that edgy backstory about being a fallen magistrate. Next week on Wasteland Warfare: Will he maintain this blistering pace? Or will the Thunderdome claim another victim? muttering God I need a software update...