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Simon Matteson
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Scrapmetal Phantom
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Afterburn @ Art Dye

May 10 - Jun 28, 2025
Averaged a 826 rating
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#5 Scrapmetal Phantom
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Simon Matteson

PDGA Rating 830
Division MA3
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Scrapmetal Phantom

Origin Story

Originally a master scavenger left for dead in a collapsing scrapyard, the Phantom was reborn when his consciousness fused with the very metal that crushed him. Now neither fully alive nor dead, he drifts between ruined settlements, collecting forgotten relics and haunting those who waste precious resources. His only remaining purpose: to punish the wasteful and reward the resourceful.

Properties

Composed entirely of rusted scrap metal that can disassemble and reassemble at will. Can phase through solid obstacles by temporarily dispersing his metallic form. Leaves trails of iron filings when moving rapidly. Weakness: strong electromagnetic fields disrupt his cohesion. Signature ability: can instantly forge makeshift discs from nearby metal debris.

Role

Acts as both boogeyman and benefactor in wasteland tournaments - sabotaging careless players by disappearing their discs, while secretly aiding resourceful competitors with perfectly timed metal disc materializations. His unpredictable interventions make him both feared and respected on the circuit.

Tag Details

League Afterburn @ Art Dye
Pool Scavenger's Syndicate
Scavenger's Syndicate

Scavenger's Syndicate

The Scavenger's Syndicate is a group of resourceful survivors who have adapted to the harsh realities of the Afterburn wasteland. They excel at finding and utilizing scavenged materials to their advantage on the course, crafting makeshift equipment and navigating the ruins with unparalleled skill. The Syndicate values cunning, adaptability, and a keen eye for opportunity above all else.

In the wasteland, every throw is a battle for survival!
Raven Ironheart Kruger Warmonger

Faction Leader

Raven Ironheart

Raven Ironheart is a master scavenger and tactician, renowned for her ability to find hidden caches and navigate the most treacherous ruins. She rose to leadership by consistently providing her faction with the resources and advantages needed to outmaneuver their rivals.

Members

7

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Simon Matteson
Week 1 Score: 65 Place: 5
12 hours ago