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Malachi Vazquez
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Gridlock Guardian
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City Heat @ River Bottoms

May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Averaged a 1027 rating
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#1 Gridlock Guardian
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 935
Division MPO
Events Played 23
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

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    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Gridlock Guardian

Origin Story

A former traffic control operator turned vigilante after discovering city officials manipulated grid patterns to enable corrupt convoys. Now weaponizes intersection lights and surveillance drones to trap targets in neon-lit killzones where justice can't be rerouted.

Properties

Adaptive asphalt-textured camouflage suit with holographic decoy projections. Hydraulic disc launcher deploys barrier-generating discs that erupt into neon force fields. Carries electromagnetic spike strips and shoulder-mounted traffic strobing arrays.

Role

Urban mobility warfare specialist who transforms city streets into tactical labyrinths to ambush corrupt forces and protect civilian zones through strategic grid manipulation.

Tag Details

League City Heat @ River Bottoms
Pool Neon Knights
Neon Knights

Neon Knights

The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.

That drive was as uninspired as a limp gas station sandwich!
Neon Valkyrie Cyber Wraith

Faction Leader

Neon Valkyrie

Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.

Members

26

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 FA1 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 1 Score: 47 Place: 1
yesterday
Origin Story
2 days ago