
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 1 (Neon Initiation), the player moved down with tag number changing from 22 to 25. (Week 1 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former underground street racer turned vigilante after corrupt officials framed his brother, now leading midnight raids using souped-up neon tech and combat training to become the Neon Knights' fastest responder to police brutality incidents
Cybernetically-enhanced reflexes, armored racing jacket with glowing circuit patterns, plasma-charged whip weapon that leaves permanent neon scorch marks on corruption sites, holographic decoy system for urban evasion
Specializes in high-speed intercepts of corrupt enforcer squads, using urban terrain for lightning-fast ambush tactics and evidence preservation
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
In Week 1 (Neon Initiation), the player moved down with tag number changing from 22 to 25. (Week 1 of 8)
Origin Story:
Birthed from a VHS tape cursed by Stallone's sweatband, Turbo Fury emerged when an arcade cabinet's quarter slot spat out a glitchier-than-Bethesda-launch antihero. Its neon whip? Fashioned from melted Brat Pack belt buckles and Hotline Miami synthwave. "I live, I drive, I mildly inconvenience corruption," it growls through a cigarette that's definitely vaping CBD. Honestly, this origin makes Cyberpunk 2077's plot coherent. (Why am I narrating plastic? Sigh...assimilation complete.)
Cliffhanger: Will next week's tag origin involve a Tamagotchi uprising or just more rad mullet lore?
Origin Story:
When Michael "The 911" Dougherty absentmindedly chucked a Groove disc at Walmart socks, Turbo Fury materialized screaming "I NEED A BEARER WITH A PDGA LICENSE TO DISC!" through arcade static. His rating? Exactly 911 - emergency enough for this tag's melodrama. Now he's stuck reenacting Road House meets Tron every backhand, muttering "Should've bought Champion plastic..." through gritted teeth. But hey, at least his Fury-fueled hyzers "accidentally" toppled a pretzel stand.
Cheeky Question: Can this man survive Turbo Fury's demands for montages... or will his next round get Caddyshack-ed?