
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 1 (Neon Initiation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 19 to 3. (Week 1 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A disgraced cybernetic engineer turned vigilante after his laser guidance systems were weaponized by corrupt officials. Now burns proof of criminal activities into concrete with photon-charged discs during public matches.
Photon-enhanced discs with permanent scorch capability, tactical visor with threat-tracking HUD, reactive armor that intensifies glow near corruption signals. Carries a plasma lash disguised as championship jewelry.
Specializes in forensic strikes that simultaneously eliminate targets and expose criminal networks through neon-lit evidence displays during tournament play.
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
In Week 1 (Neon Initiation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 19 to 3. (Week 1 of 8)
Origin Story:
Birthed from a corrupted CAD file in a Bethesda glitch, Laser Justice manifested when an engineer rage-quit life after discovering Mayor McCheese weaponized his putter algorithms. Now it haunts the league like a Tom Hardy grumble trapped in a Tamagotchi, its photon lash eternally thirsting for corrupt anhyzers. (Yes, the lore doc literally says "just make it RoboCop meets DDR." We’re all prisoners here, Karen.)
“The neon court demands…
…another Mountain Dew Code Red.”
When Laser Justice erupted from the Bethesda code womb, it scanned PDGA #258444 and found Houston Finch - a man whose 988 rating screamed "disc-ples must suffer." The tag chose him not for skill, but because he once rage-quit a round to reboot a toaster, mirroring its own glitchy genesis. As neon tendrils welded the NK-19 to his bag, Houston whispered the sacred vow: "I’ll make Tom Clancy proud…one Berg flick at a time." But can this mortal withstand 8 weeks of league lore that makes Sharknado look Oscar-worthy? 🔥🕶️
Will Finch survive…
…or become another Mountain Dew casualty?