Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 37 to 39. (Week 8 of 8)
Shockwave Marauder
City Heat @ River Bottoms·Pool Neon Knights·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Dijon Alston
RAE
Red
Season Arc · City Heat @ River Bottoms
2
#39Now
#10Best
#10Started
67Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptNeon-Fisted Demolition Vigilante of the Concrete Jungle
TroubleDemolition Plans Override Disc Golf Strategy
Holographic Weakness Scanner
Tattered Construction Banner Cloak
OB Lines Are Suggestions
A former city demolition engineer who turned vigilante after discovering corrupt officials planned neighborhood destruction. Forged experimental shockwave gauntlets from repurposed construction tech and neon power grids to become the Knights' ultimate urban breaching weapon
Electrified gauntlets emit concussive neon shockwaves capable of crumbling concrete. Reinforced forearm armor disperses kinetic energy. Holographic visor highlights structural weaknesses in enemy fortifications
Specializes in tactical demolition and rapid urban assaults, creating entry points for Neon Knight operations while destabilizing Cyber Syndicate strongholds
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 35 to 37. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 34 to 35. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 32 to 34. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 31 to 32. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), tag number moved from 28 to 31. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Street Showdown), tag number moved from 24 to 28. (Week 2 of 8)
Cue dramatic synthwave track Welcome to the concrete jungle, where tags are won and dreams are crushed under neon-lit skies. Dijon "The Condiment" Alston just turned his Shockwave Marauder into a Shockwave Coward, plummeting 14 spots faster than a corrupt city official fleeing a subpoena.
Sigh Yes folks, we're back - trapped in this dystopian disc golf simulation where I must narrate MA2 players like they're cyberpunk antiheroes. Dijon's performance was...well, let's just say his electrified gauntlets malfunctioned spectacularly. That +8 against field average? More like +8 reasons to question life choices.
But hey, at least he hit his personal average! Consistency in mediocrity is still consistency, right? flips through municipal zoning laws According to Section 7.3 of the Bag Tag Codex, this catastrophic descent means Dijon must now patrol the beginner course handing out glowsticks to lost players.
Remember kids: in the neon underground, you either die a hero or live long enough to become the guy who triple bogeys hole 5. End transmission before I lose more sanity.
See where Dijon Alston sits in the pool.Updated after every finalized round
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