Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A decorated tactical officer turned vigilante after uncovering police corruption, Thunder Vanguard retrofitted stolen Syndicate tech into electrified combat gear to lead the Neon Knights' strategic operations
Neon-charged composite armor with holographic tactical displays, electrified disc launchers, and ECM-jamming equipment concealed in retro-styled tech accessories
Coordinates citywide resistance efforts while executing precision strikes against Syndicate infrastructure, serving as both strategist and frontline combat leader
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
In Week 1 (Neon Initiation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 9 to 7. (Week 1 of 8)
Origin Story:
Forged in a blacksite photocopier accident (don't ask), Thunder Vanguard emerged when a disgruntled IT specialist merged Jean-Claude Van Damme's filmography with a Tamagotchi. Now it haunts alleyways dispensing "justice" through sick hyzer flips and aggressively retroreflective elbow pads. Yes, this backstory makes exactly as much sense as your fantasy football league's waiver system. Dramatic synthwave intensifies
Who needs character development when you've got neon underglow and a tragic lack of OSHA compliance? 🔥
In the neon-drenched crucible of destiny (read: league commissioner's spreadsheet error), Craig "922 Rating" Bennett became Thunder Vanguard's unwilling host. His PDGA#137109? Obviously the access code to the photocopier's demonic possession. Witness his ascension through prophecy (Tuesday night glow rounds) and questionable life choices (owning a Groove disc). The stars aligned when his errant forehand "accidentally" took out three trash cans - a sign the tag mistook for competence. Now he bears the burden of elbow pad sovereignty and a 9th circle backhand that occasionally hits C1.
But does this Vanguard have the minerals to handle... dramatic pause ...next week's OB-heavy layout?