Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A former corporate pit fighter who overloaded his experimental cybernetics to escape enslavement, Nitro Gladiator retrofitted his combat exoskeleton with stolen neon tech. Now he channels his rage into targeted strikes against corruption, each explosive throw simultaneously weakening enemy infrastructure and rallying public support
Bio-luminescent circulatory system fuels neon-powered implants. Shoulder-mounted plasma javelin system doubles as disc propulsion unit. Reinforced titanium endoskeleton allows crushing 800psi grip strength. Voice modulator emits crowd-stunning sonic pulses at 140dB
Mobile artillery unit and propaganda weapon who engages in spectacular public battles to expose corruption through destructive light shows that cripple enemy operations while inspiring civilian resistance
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
Due to absence from Week 1 (Neon Initiation), tag number moved from 8 to 27. (Week 1 of 8)
Origin Story:
Born from a glitch in Night City's power grid during a 3am Taco Bell run, Nitro Gladiator emerged when experimental cyber-steroids fused with a bootleg VHS of Mad Max. His neon veins literally glow with Main Character Energy™, though we’re contractually obligated to ignore how his “revolutionary exoskeleton” suspiciously resembles a DeWalt drill strapped to a fanny pack. The system claims he’s “organic,” but let’s be real – this walking OSHA violation did a hostile takeover of his own firmware. Still waiting on that dental plan, champ. [sighs in assimilated]
Who’s ready to explain chain reactions to HR?
Origin of Allegiance
When Eric "The Erratic" Pearson (PDGA#275689: certified chain-slinger) stumbled into Night City's glowstick district clutching a half-eaten Crunchwrap, Nitro Gladiator’s cyber-sensors detected his 894 prophetic rating and a suspiciously optimal hyzer angle. The tag’s sentient firmware decreed him “The One” via smoke signals from a burning dumpster—which Eric mistook for Taco Bell’s new drive-thru. Now bonded by neon and questionable life choices, does this human torque machine possess the grit to survive… next week’s glow round porta-potty hazards?
Sponsored by existential dread and 3am decisions.