
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tactical alert sirens blare Steel Eagle Command, we have a CODE FLIPPY: Operative "Houston" Turner just pulled off the most aggressive tag extraction since the Neon Nightfall incident! After weeks of absence-induced tactical retreats (seriously, three no-shows?), this MA2 sleeper agent activated with a vengeance - vaulting from tag #65 to #29 like a cybernetically-enhanced squirrel on espresso beans.
While their +3.5 vs field suggests they still can't outshoot Steel Eagle's baseline recruits, that +2.0 personal differential at least shows they remembered which end of the disc to throw. Activates holographic tribunal display By authority of the Cyber Gavel's crystalline adjudication core, I sentence you to... continued participation? Sigh Even my dystopian punishment vectors can't make this commentary interesting.
Remember operatives: in disc golf as in black ops, showing up is 90% of the battle. The other 10% is not throwing like a Stormtrooper with vertigo. Mission debrief complete. Fades into digital despair