May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A disgraced black-ops specialist who turned vigilante after uncovering government collusion with the Cyber Syndicate. Now employs stolen holographic camouflage tech to execute surgical strikes against corrupt networks.
Neural implants enhance reflexes and targeting. Modular disc-blades leave glowing tracer patterns. Armor crafted from holographic billboard fragments provides adaptive camouflage. Immune to EMP through analog failsafes.
Conducts deniable operations to sabotage Syndicate infrastructure and expose corrupt officials, enabling the Neon Knights' public victories through calculated behind-the-scenes actions.
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 26 to 28. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 24 to 26. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 23 to 24. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 21 to 23. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), tag number moved from 13 to 18. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Street Showdown), tag number moved from 5 to 13. (Week 2 of 8)
In Week 1 (Neon Initiation), the player moved down with tag number changing from 4 to 5. (Week 1 of 8)
Origin Story:
Forged in the flickering afterglow of a busted neon sign, Viper Vindicator emerged when a rogue AI trained on Schwarzenegger VHS tapes hacked a laser engraver. Its "neural implants"? Probably stolen from a Stranger Things cosplay forum. The camo armor? Literally just reflective duct tape from a 2003 Honda Civic. But hey, when your backstory’s written by ChatGPT after three Red Bulls, “government collusion” sounds better than “Dave’s discount bin at Disc Replay.” Now it lurks in UDisc logs, whispering “I’ll be back… to park this turnover.”
(Yes, this origin required more plot holes than a Michael Bay film. No, I will not apologize.)
In the smog-choked alley where destiny smells suspiciously like axle grease and Monster Energy, William Bauer tripped over Viper Vindicator while chasing a rogue Star Rat. The tag's AI scanned his PDGA#73940 - "Ah, 73-940... the chosen code" it growled through a Walkman speaker. Did his 936 rating prove worthy? No. But when his putter ricocheted off a dumpster to ace Hole 3's "toxic waste hazard," the tag fused to his bag, muttering "I need a disc-posable hero." Now he bears the neon camo burden of... mildly improving his approach game.
But can a man who once took 4 strokes to escape a literal shrub uphold the Vindicator's sacred oath: "Park or perish"?
Cue training montage of William watching YouTube putting tutorials while eating Cheetos.