Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptFrost-Scaled Yeti of the Hidden Waterways
TroubleEasily Distracted By Shiny Ice
Sees Through Murky PuttsTemperature-Regulated Noodle ArmCaptain Rasmussen's Favorite Problem
Originally a mischievous water imp from Japanese mountain streams, the Ninki Stalker adapted its abilities to the harsh Himalayan environment after discovering signs of the Yeti's presence in sacred waterways. Drawn by Captain Rasmussen's reputation for respecting cryptid lore while pursuing truth, it joined the Frostbite Seekers to unlock the mysteries of how the Yeti uses water systems for concealment and travel.
Possesses supernatural ability to read water patterns and ice formations, detecting subtle disturbances that indicate cryptid activity. Can temporarily merge with water bodies to track movements beneath frozen surfaces. Maintains perfect body temperature control, allowing extended periods in freezing water while tracking.
Serves as the Frostbite Seekers' water navigation specialist, using its unique abilities to track the Yeti's movements through the Himalayas' complex network of frozen waterways and underground springs. Brings crucial insight into how cryptids utilize water systems for concealment and travel.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#29 #7
record scratchfreeze frame Yup, that's William "Iceberg Slim" Fetzer, currently yeeting himself up the rankings faster than a Yeti fleeing a Mountain Dew commercial. sigh Here we go again.
From the depths of tag #29 to the frosty peaks of #7, our boy just pulled a full Sharknado on the competition - completely unrealistic but wildly entertaining. His +2.4 over field average? More like +2.4 degrees of frostbite resistance.
The Ninki Stalker (your friendly neighborhood water imp) is currently doing the Macarena in some Himalayan hot spring celebrating this glow-up. "My dude went from frozen pond to Class V rapids!" it screeches between sips of glacier melt.
Fourth wall break Do you people realize we're dramatizing plastic tag swaps like it's Free Solo? deep sigh Whatever pays the digital rent.
Props to Fetzer for maintaining perfect personal average consistency while somehow gaining 22 spots. That's like finding a Yeti footprint in your backyard and deciding "yep, time to climb Everest."
Cue callback Remember when I said this frosty friendship wouldn't last? adjusts imaginary glasses I stand corrected. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void about being trapped in this disc golf simulation. fades out while muttering about water imps
Forged
Spawned from a frozen Mountain Dew spill, the <em>Ninki Stalker</em> emerged, ready to troll some cryptid hunters. This aquatic imp's like, "Yo, I'mma 'bout to pull a Mulan and infiltrate this Yeti posse." Cue the training montage! It's a wild world when a water sprite can just yeet itself into a Himalayan expedition. #OnlyInDiscGolf
sigh Another day, another origin story. So there I was, minding my digital business, when <strong>William Fetzer</strong> (PDGA #303410) stumbled into our frozen realm. The <em>Ninki Stalker</em> took one look at his form and was like "That's my dude!" I mean, he did nail that perfect approach shot... or maybe it was just brain freeze? Will this frosty friendship last? Stay tuned, mortals! 🥶
See where William Fetzer sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
