Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#32Now#32Best#64Started72Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptTrickster Guardian of Misty Fairways
TroubleToo Clever for Own Good
Seeds of ConfusionGlowing Fungal EyesMisty Trail Blurrer
Born from Rowan Oakwood's alliance with Cree elders during an Apex Hunter siege, these entities emerged when forest spirits merged Mannegishi trickster essence with guardian resolve through ancient woodland rituals, creating nature's answer to hunter aggression.
Semi-corporeal forms shift between humanoid and natural elements, capable of manipulating wind-carried seeds into tracking-confusing clouds. Petrified cedar sap bones defy thermal detection, while enchanted cattail staffs silently erase footprints and disrupt scent trails.
Specializes in environmental deception and psychological warfare, turning hunters' technology against them through carefully crafted illusions that preserve forest balance without direct confrontation.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#64 #32
Cue dramatic fog machine Behold! Thomas "I'll Chuck Wood" Sautel emerges from the mist like a budget Bigfoot documentary host, hacking his way from tag #64 to #32 with all the subtlety of a Yeti in a china shop. Insert obligatory "he's found the missing link between mediocrity and competence" joke here
While his +6.5 against field average suggests he played like a man who finally remembered which end of the disc to throw, let's be real - this "Revelation Rendezvous" was less "face-to-face with Sasquatch" and more "tripped over garden gnome in the dark." But hey, when your enchanted cattail staff is just a beat-in Roc, you take what you can get.
Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm narrating a 32-spot jump like it's the Zapruder film. Sigh Anyway, our semi-corporeal forest guardian apparently weaponized his "environmental deception" by making everyone else play worse. Classic Mannegishi move.
Remember last week when I asked if he could navigate metaphorical thickets? Answer: yes, if by "navigate" you mean "bull-in-china-shop his way through." Next week's challenge: finding his way out of the MA1 division. Cue ominous Bigfoot howl
Forged
Origin Story
Born when a Cree TikToker accidentally livestreamed an ancient binding ritual ("Wait, is this filter supposed to make trees scream?"), <em>Mannegishi Mender</em> emerged as nature's chaotic neutral answer to Hunter Rancher energy. Imagine Stranger Things' Upside Down hosting a forest rave with petrified cedar vape pens. Now I’m narrating sap bones. Help.
(287 characters of existential dread)
How’s THAT for "enchanting cattail staffs silently erase footprints"? 🙃🌲
When the <em>Mannegishi Mender</em> sought its prophet, destiny pointed to <strong>Thomas Sautel</strong> – a man whose PDGA #153631 conveniently translates to "I’LL CHUCK WOOD" in Sasquatch binary. Legend claims his 921-rated forehand once accidentally carved the league logo into a cedar during a shank so majestic, it made the Yeti blush. The tag bonded to him mid-putt when he muttered “Guess I’ll just tree myself here forever” – because nothing says ‘chosen one’ like defeatist arboreal puns. But let’s be real: did the cosmic moss really pick a guy whose idea of ‘woodland stewardship’ is losing discs in ferns? 🌲⛓️
Can this human GPS actually navigate his way out of a metaphorical thicket?
See where Thomas Sautel sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
