
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 61 to 34. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Deep in the mountains of Mongolia, the Almas Shepherd emerged from a centuries-old tradition of protecting humanoid cryptids from those who would exploit them. When evidence of similar creatures appeared in the Pacific Northwest, they journeyed across continents to share their ancient knowledge with the Wildwood Guardians, forming a crucial link in the global cryptid protection network.
Possesses unparalleled expertise in mountain tracking and cryptid concealment techniques passed down through generations of Central Asian protectors. Combines traditional shamanic practices with modern conservation methods to create powerful protective barriers around cryptid territories. Masters of using natural terrain and weather patterns to misdirect hunters and maintain the secrecy of cryptid habitats.
Serves as a vital bridge between Asian and North American cryptid protection traditions, sharing essential knowledge about protecting humanoid cryptids across different terrains and cultures. Their presence in the Pacific Northwest has significantly enhanced the Wildwood Guardians' ability to protect Sasquatch through time-tested methods developed in the harsh mountain environments of Central Asia.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
In Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 61 to 34. (Week 8 of 8)
Almas Shepherd just appeared one misty morn, like a Mongolian Mary Poppins, ready to school these amateurs in the art of stealthy Squatchin'. Cue the training montage, 'cause this cryptid conservation game just leveled up. Wildwood Guardians got themselves an international man of mystery on the squad now. #BigfootDiplomacy #SasquatchSolidarity
sigh Another "chosen one" story? Fine. Andrew Wolfe stumbled upon the Almas Shepherd while searching for his disc in the rough. The tag, sensing his PDGA-certified prowess, practically jumped into his bag. I mean, who wouldn't trust a 900-rated player to shepherd the cryptid cause? Though between us, I hear he still can't tell a Bigfoot print from a pizza box. Will this accidental cryptozoologist prove worthy of the Mongolian mystery? Or should we call yeti another candidate?