Adlet Annihilator
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Raven Blackwood's brutal expedition to exterminate the Adlet wolf-humanoids of Baffin Island, this entity embodies the Hunters' ability to turn cryptid biology against itself. The Annihilators forged their methods in -40°C blizzards, learning to track by ice crystal patterns and weaponize frozen terrain.
Possesses cryogenic blood that resists hypothermia, retractable steel claws chilled by liquid nitrogen reservoirs, and enhanced night vision adapted from Arctic fox DNA. Their armor incorporates Adlet pelts that neutralize thermal imaging detection.
Specializes in winter hunts and high-altitude ambushes, using extreme weather as both weapon and camouflage. Enables year-round Sasquatch operations in mountainous regions where others retreat.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
In Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 31 to 18. (Week 8 of 8)
🌲 Adlet Annihilator clawed into existence when Raven Blackwood tried weaponizing cryptid taxidermy as a "side hustle." Imagine Frozen meets Saw, but with more liquid nitrogen claws and zero OSHA compliance. Forged in -40°C tiktok thirst traps, this abomination of Arctic fox DNA and Adlet pelts exists solely to ask "But what if we did make bioweapons from Yeti Groupon deals?" 🔪
Yes, the tag’s sentient. No, it won’t attend your therapy sessions. Would you?
🌲 The Adlet Annihilator’s first victim—sorry, “chosen one”—emerged when Dylan Erickson tripped over a mossy log mid-putt, accidentally sacrificing his dignity to the cryptid gods. Witness PDGA-301928: a man whose greatest wilderness skill is confusing poison oak for salad greens. Yet here we are—the sentient pelt relic now clings to his bag like a rabid raccoon at a dumpster buffet. Was it destiny? Or just fore-shadowing his future tree kicks? 🌰
But seriously folks—does a guy who bags 31st deserve a Hunter Rank? Asking for 70+ future victims. 🪓