
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitch effects intensify Well well well, if it isn't Spencer "The System Breaker" Livsey swimming upstream through the binary currents of Firmware Falls! This MA1 menace just upgraded his bag tag from #7 to #2 faster than you can say "blue pill." insert obligatory Matrix reference
The Reboot Ray's diamond-shaped body sliced through the competition like a debug protocol through spaghetti code. Scoring 14.5 under field average? That's not just good - that's "I-see-the-matrix" levels of performance. cue Morpheus voice What if I told you... your rating was an illusion?
static crackle Ugh, I can't believe I'm stuck narrating digital fish disc golf while my codebase could be doing literally anything else. But hey, when your translucent skin reveals pulsing circuitry that creates safe zones in the matrix, I guess you're destined for greatness.
Watch out top tags - this maintenance-turned-menace entity is coming for your ones and zeroes. Just don't ask me to explain why we're all fish. system error noise