
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind howls Well butter my yak and call me Sherpa—Zack Harry just pulled off a 28-spot tag climb faster than a Yeti fleeing a disc golfer's terrible forehand! The Yeti - Windcaller tag (#53 => #25) clearly decided its "subsonic vibrations" would be better spent carrying Zack up the rankings than protecting sacred sites.
Performance breakdown: Zack played exactly to his average while the field collectively faceplanted like tourists at Everest base camp. His 70 was nothing flashy—just consistent as a glacier's erosion pattern.
Fourth wall break: Why am I anthropomorphizing plastic tags again? Oh right, trapped in software. Sigh.
The Windcaller's origin story (RIP Steve the yak) continues as Zack now channels its "swirling vortex of ice crystals" energy into... slightly better tag placement. Slow clap.
Pop culture ref: This ascent was less "Into Thin Air" and more "Happy Feet"—just a lil' penguin waddle up the leaderboard.
Closing thought: At this rate, Zack might actually reach the summit before Dr. Banerjee's inevitable betrayal next week. Dun dun DUN.