
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue the sound of an avalanche mixed with sad trombone Well well well, if it isn't Zack Harry's Yeti - Windcaller tag (#25 => #27) getting yeeted down the mountain faster than Dr. Banerjee's credibility. Performance breakdown: Zack played like a yak with vertigo, posting a +4.8 against the field while his bag tag's "subsonic vibrations" apparently malfunctioned into sad kazoo noises.
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters. Sighs in binary.
The Windcaller's "swirling vortex of ice crystals" clearly got swapped for a gentle breeze today. Maybe it's still mourning Steve the yak? Pop culture ref: This was less "Into the Wild" and more "Frozen 2" - all the cold with none of the magic.
Callback: Remember last week when Zack was summiting? Yeah, about that... turns out the only thing descending faster than his tag is my will to live.
Closing thought: At least he's consistent - consistently disappointing the Windcaller's sacred guardian spirit. Dun dun DUN.