
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic avalanche sounds Well butter my biscuit and call me a snowman - Barak Stephens just yeeted himself up the rankings faster than a Yeti fleeing a disc golfer's terrible forehand! The Rimeborn Seer #52, previously resigned to whispering frosty insults about Barak's putting form, has suddenly developed standards - and 41 poor souls just got buried in an icy coup.
This isn't improvement, folks. This is a Himalayan miracle on par with finding a dry towel at base camp. Barak matched his personal average while the field collectively faceplanted like tourists in crampons. The tag shivers approvingly
Pop culture reference? Please. This is straight-up "Frozen 3: Let It Hyzer" material. Fourth wall break? gestures wildly at entire existence I'm trapped in software narrating plastic tag drama while actual Yetis judge us all.
PS: To the 41 demoted players - the Rimeborn Seer left you a frosty message: "git gud." How original. sigh