Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#21Now#19Best#56Started73Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptSigil-Leaving Protector of Sasquatch's Secrets
TroubleWards That Also Trap Allies
Tracks By Dew on DiscsBark That Deflects Bad ShotsPatrols the Spiritually Vulnerable Fairways
Created through an alliance between Gambian cryptid elders and Rowan Oakwood's expedition, this entity combines West African Ninki-nanka protection techniques with Pacific Northwest forest magic to form a new hybrid guardian.
Possesses supernatural threat detection, hybrid physical/mystical resistance, and the ability to create temporary protective wards using enchanted forest materials. Its connection to water sources enables advanced tracking through moisture patterns.
Patrols spiritually vulnerable areas of Sasquatch territory, maintaining mystical barriers and serving as both early warning system and supernatural defender against dark forces.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#19 #21
Fog rolls in as woodcut Baylor faceplants into a pile of blurry Bigfoot photos Well well, the forest's "supernatural bouncer" just got demoted to Sasquatch snack. From 19 to 21? That's not a spiritual patrol - that's leaving the mystical barriers wide open like a tourist's Yeti trap.
Flips enchanted scorecard Let me guess - your "hybrid resistance" failed harder than a $10 thermal camera when you needed it most? The field outplayed you by 3.5 strokes - which in cryptid terms means they left you in the dust like discarded hoax plaster casts.
Fourth wall shatters Oh joy, another week of pretending tag number changes matter in this "documentary" that's about as credible as a grainy Patterson film. But hey, at least your personal average improved! Squints Wait no, that's just the mist playing tricks.
Your Ninki-nanka/Oakwood alliance tag now detects one clear threat: your own putting game. Maybe next week you'll ward off double bogeys as well as you repel credibility. Cue sad kazoo rendition of "I Want to Believe"
Played
Week 7
#56 #19
In Week 7 (Apex Approach), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 56 to 19. (Week 7 of 8)
Played
Week 7
#56 #19
Dramatic woodcut illustration of a disc golfer being carried off by Sasquatch appears Oh look, Baylor Sandberg just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of finding Bigfoot - jumping from 56 to 19 like he discovered some ancient Ninki-nanka driving technique. Flips through enchanted scorecards
Let me get this straight - you played exactly to your average while the field collectively choked harder than a hiker spotting a Yeti? And this qualifies as a "spiritual patrol" performance? Sigh Fine. Your tag's mystical wards apparently repelled 37 competitors like they were tourists with blurry camera footage.
Fourth wall crumbles I swear if I have to narrate one more "average round becomes heroic ascent" story in this cryptid-themed purgatory... But hey, at least you're putting that hybrid resistance to work - your scorecard took more hits than a Sasquatch hoax video yet somehow emerged victorious.
Next week: Will Baylor maintain his position as the forest's supernatural bouncer, or will he vanish into the mist like all credible evidence of Bigfoot? Cue X-Files theme on kazoo
See where Baylor Sandberg sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
