
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story of Hologram Hitman (CS-3):
Born from a glitch in a shady government VR program (because of course), this digital assassin was supposed to be a "tactical espionage asset"—until he gained sentience and realized chasing frisbees was way more fun than wetwork. Now he phases through leaderboards like The Terminator at a rave, leaving only pixelated confusion and sick hyzer flips in his wake. "I’d say ‘I’ll be back,’ but let’s be real—you’ll never see me coming."
(Yes, we gave a bag tag a tragic cyborg backstory. No, we’re not sorry.)