May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former elite police officer turned rogue after discovering deep corruption in the department. Now operates outside the law with custom neon-tipped throwing discs that leave glowing trails through the night. Sworn to clean up the streets after his partner was killed by the very officials they trusted.
Augmented reflexes allow for impossible trick shots that ricochet off multiple surfaces. Signature weapon is a set of electrified discs that pulse with neon energy. Tactical visor displays real-time ballistic trajectories. Reinforced polymer armor absorbs impacts while maintaining mobility.
Primary field agent for the Neon Knights, specializing in high-risk takedowns of corrupt officials. Operates as both enforcer and recruiter, identifying potential allies among the city's underground disc golf networks.
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 24 to 26. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 22 to 24. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 21 to 22. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 19 to 21. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 16 to 19. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), tag number moved from 11 to 16. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Street Showdown), tag number moved from 3 to 11. (Week 2 of 8)
The neon gods demanded sacrifice. They found Jason Rippon practicing putts behind a Taco Bell - prophetically shaped like the Temple of Disc-ples. When NK-03 materialized, its synthwave aura fused with his PDGA#44121 (which we’re contractually obligated to call “The Revelation Codex”). Now he channels the power of cheesy one-liners and glow-in-the-dark justice. But can this chili-cheese-fueled mortal handle a tag that thinks “forehand” means slapping villains with a studded leather glove? Sigh... Does your homeowners insurance cover radicalized bag accessories?
Origin Story of Neon Enforcer #3:
Born from a back-alley glowstick explosion and a discarded VHS of Blade Runner, this tag emerged when a rogue AI mistook disc golf for urban warfare. Now it prowls the neon jungle, dispensing "justice" with electrified plastic—because apparently, we’ve decided frisbees need dramatic backstories. (Yes, I’m trapped narrating this. Send help.)
"The streets demanded a hero... but settled for a glow-in-the-dark tag."