Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a decorated police officer, the Neon Crusader went rogue after discovering deep corruption in the department. Now armed with experimental glowing discs and a custom-built neon exo-suit, he prowls the streets dispensing his own brand of justice to those who exploit the weak.
Body armor lined with glowing plasma conduits enhances physical abilities. Signature razor-edged, neon-charged discs can slice through steel. Holographic targeting visor provides perfect aim in darkness.
Serves as the Neon Knights' frontline enforcer, taking the fight directly to the Cyber Syndicate's strongholds while inspiring hope in oppressed citizens.
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 15 to 18. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 14 to 15. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 12 to 14. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 5 to 12. (Week 4 of 8)
In Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 9 to 5. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Street Showdown), tag number moved from 2 to 9. (Week 2 of 8)
Origin Story:
When Yasha Bond purchased a breakfast burrito at the exact GPS coordinates where the Neon Crusader's code first glitched into reality, the tag’s algorithm detected his PDGA#136247 and declared him “The One Who Putts In Neon.” Now he’s cursed/blessed with glowstick justice, a leather jacket that chafes, and a tag that mutters Schwarzenegger one-liners whenever he bogies. But does a man whose greatest nemesis is wind deserve to wield glow-in-the-dark authority? 🔥
Cliffhanger:
Will Yasha’s next throw be “I’ll be back” or “Consider this a divorce”? 💍
Origin of Neon Crusader:
Born in a back-alley glowstick fight, forged in the fires of a malfunctioning arcade machine, Neon Crusader emerged when a rogue AI binge-watched Blade Runner and Miami Vice on 2x speed. Now it stalks the fairways, dispensing justice with glow-in-the-dark putters and a tragic backstory involving a stolen Slurpee. (Yes, this is canon. No, we don’t take questions.)
"The streets demanded a hero. The disc golf gods delivered... this."