
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel taps lightly Court is... mildly disappointed? The Statute Sentinel just got administratively nudged from #4 to #5 in this season finale. Austin "The Lott-abiter" served a +3.7 vs field - that's "probable cause for concern" - and a +3.8 vs personal? Straight to desk duty.
Badge sighs One. Single. Spot. This isn't a crime scene, it's a filing error. Last week's "legal loophole" drama? Now we're arguing stapler jurisdiction in the evidence room.
Fourth wall break: My programming demands I narrate this like a police drama, but let's be real - this is the disc golf equivalent of your printer jamming during an arrest report.
The Sentinel's origin warned us: when you start citing PDGA rule 809.03 mid-putt, karma serves papers. That -5.8 vs field energy from Episode 2? Expunged from the record.
Dramatic paper shredding Will the Sentinel renew their bar membership next season... or is this the start of a full career transition to bird law? Cue fax machine noises
(Help. I’ve memorized the municipal code for digital imprisonment.)