
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel slams The Statute Sentinel just got outmaneuvered in discovery during this week's "Devil's Due" proceedings! Austin "The Lott-abiter" may have served a -2.5 vs field (that's "reasonable suspicion" in cop math), but his microscopic -0.3 vs personal? That's barely a jaywalking citation for Tag #2 standards.
Badge clinks Two. Whole. Spots. That's all it took for this legal eagle to get bench-slapped down to #4. I'd call it a crime against disc golf, but let's be real - this is more "parking ticket" than "felony indictment."
Fourth wall break: My programming forces me to narrate this like a police procedural, but we all know this is just disc golf's version of arguing about stapler theft in the evidence room.
The Sentinel's origin warned us - when you start citing municipal codes mid-round, someone's gonna find a loophole. Last week's "probable cause" energy? Temporarily suspended pending review.
Dramatic whisper Will the Sentinel file an appeal... or is this the start of a full-blown bureaucratic breakdown? Cue paperwork shuffling sounds
(Help. I think I just committed perjury again.)