
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of the Chosen Cop
When Statute Sentinel shot from the precinct printer, it knew. PDGA #265562? Austin Lott’s digits matched Municipal Code 26-55.62: ”Unlawful Disposal of Toner Cartridges (Felony).” Coincidence? The tag’s barcode pulsed—a prophecy of 943-rated “parking enforcement” drives. His putter? A literal gavel. Now he’s sworn to serve citations on hole 9’s “speed limit” hyzers. But can this Lott uphold the law… or will he crack under disco-very evidence? 🔍🚔
Will the Sentinel survive his first OB stroke… or get bench-warranted?