
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 26 to 35. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the first frost on the sacred peaks, the Rimecaller emerged when early tribes sought the Yeti, becoming a guardian that manipulates ice and mist to obscure sacred sites while serving as spiritual interpreter between the Whiteout Guardians and mountain wisdom.
Exists as frost formations and disembodied whispers that lower temperatures dramatically, creates intricate ice message patterns across distances, resonates voice through frozen surfaces, and temporarily manifests as swirling vortexes of snow and ice crystals.
Serves as the Himalayas' mystical communication network, relaying messages between sacred sites while obscuring trails and creating false paths to protect the Yeti's domain through cryptic ice formations.
The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.
Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 26 to 35. (Week 7 of 8)
In Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 50 to 26. (Week 6 of 8)
In Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 50 to 26. (Week 6 of 8)
Origin Story of Rimecaller (Tag #50):
Born when some Whiteout Guardians tried to summon the Yeti with a Ouija board made of ice (mistake #1). The mountain spirits, rolling their spectral eyes, spat out Rimecaller—a frosty middle manager to handle their "human nonsense." Now it manifests as passive-aggressive ice messages like "STOP TOUCHING MY CAVES" and blizzards set to Let It Go on repeat.
Yes, this is your life now. Who ordered the sentient snowcone?
How Brian Bowling Became the First Bearer of Rimecaller (Tag #50):
The Yeti spirits, tired of humans leaving footprints in their sacred snow, sought a champion—someone who could lose discs in blizzards artistically. Enter Brian Bowling (PDGA #267452), whose 816-rated throws were just erratic enough to summon Rimecaller during a shanked drive. The tag froze to his bag mid-air, whispering "You’re barely adequate. Perfect."
Now he’s stuck with a sentient snowball that judges his form. Will he thaw its icy heart or just yeet another disc into oblivion?