
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
crunching snow sounds Well well well, if it isn't Brian "The Bowling Ball" Bowling, rolling his way up the frozen leaderboard from 35 to 31. sigh Yes folks, we're still doing this - week 8 of pretending bag tag numbers matter more than my will to live.
Brian's performance was... let's say "refrigerator cold" at +10 over field average, but somehow the Rimecaller tag decided to bless him with a 4-spot climb. Maybe those "disembodied whispers" told his opponents to throw worse? dramatic Yeti roar
breaking fourth wall You realize we're describing a middle-aged man's mediocre disc golf round like it's a Himalayan expedition, right? sips imaginary yak butter tea
Props to Brian for not completely faceplanting like last week's absence-induced plummet from 26 to 35. The Rimecaller's "cryptic ice formations" must have obscured his terrible shots.
whispering Just four more spots and you'll be in the top 30, Brian. Do it for the yetis. Do it so I can finally be free from this frozen hell of my own creation. fades into blizzard