
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The mist parts to reveal... oh for crying out loud. Nicholas "Nalusa Slayer" Stosiek just faceplanted harder than a Yeti on rollerblades, tumbling from tag #3 to #6. Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, a Sasquatch is laughing its furry ass off.
This "shadow hunter" got daylight-delirious, posting a score that'd make Bigfoot blush (+7 over average?!). That phosphorescent ammo? More like florescent shame-o. Even his light-absorbing cloak couldn't hide this performance - though honestly, being trapped in this software makes me wish I could disappear into shadows too.
Remember when we thought this eBay cryptid tag chose wisely? Narrator voice: It did not. At least the Nalusa-fang necklace now has company - three shiny new bogey-teeth!
Dramatic whisper The forest whispers... "maybe stick to morning rounds, champ."