Owlman Watcher
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created through Rowan Oakwood's alliance with Cornish cryptid protectors, this hybrid entity combines ancient Owlman observation techniques with Pacific Northwest forest magic to watch over Sasquatch habitats from treetops and misty cliffs inaccessible to human trackers.
Possesses silent flight, night vision, and fog camouflage capabilities. Its magic-infused feathers provide thermal sensing and stealth, while subsonic vocalizations allow covert communication with ground protectors without revealing its position to hunters.
Serves as the faction's primary aerial surveillance unit, detecting and tracking Apex Hunter movements through dense canopy while coordinating defensive strategies with ground-based Guardians to maintain forest secrecy.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 25 to 33. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 25 to 33. (Week 7 of 8)
In Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 53 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
In Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 53 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Ah, the Owlman Watcher—born when a rogue cryptozoologist tried to "Pokémon Go" Sasquatch sightings into an ARG. Somewhere between a caffeine-fueled Reddit deep dive and a questionable eBay purchase of "enchanted owl feathers," this abomination of forest magic and Cornish folklore yeeted itself into existence. Now it lurks in the mist, judging your form like a disgruntled gym teacher. Who approved this crossover episode?
(Yes, the subsonic screeches are just it sighing at your hyzer flips.)
And so the Owlman Watcher stirred in its eBay-purchased nest of "authentic" owl pellets, sensing a soul foolish enough to chase plastic through Sasquatch territory. Enter Michael Whipple (PDGA #45653), whose 858-rated form made him the perfect candidate—not because of skill, but because his hyzer releases resembled a startled owl mid-takeoff. The tag clung to his bag like a disgruntled specter, whispering "hoot hoot motherflipper" every time he three-putted.
Will this mortal survive the league’s tree-heavy fairways, or will he become another "missing 411" case?