Bunyip Butcher
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Bunyip Butcher earned their name during Raven Blackwood's expedition to the Australian outback, where they single-handedly tracked and slaughtered three Bunyips in the Billabong swamps. Their brutal methodology became legendary among the Apex Hunters, proving no creature was beyond their reach.
Carries hooked harpoons designed to drag cryptids from water and wears armor made from Bunyip hides that repels water. Their eyes are adapted to see in murky conditions from years of swamp hunting, and they leave distinctive three-clawed trophy marks on all kills.
Serves as the Apex Hunters' premier aquatic cryptid specialist, adapting Australian swamp hunting techniques to Pacific Northwest rivers while training other hunters in water-based tracking methods.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 30 to 30. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 30 to 30. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 30 to 30. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 29 to 30. (Week 6 of 8)
Origin of Bunyip Butcher (Hunter Rank #29):
Born from a swampy bet gone wrong—some Apex Hunter dared to say Bunyips were "just soggy koalas." Cue our hero(?) wading into the billabong with harpoons and a Crocodile Dundee complex. Three cryptid pelts later, the league software sighed and minted this cursed tag. Why are we like this?
(Yes, the armor’s waterproof. No, we don’t talk about the claw marks.)
How Cameron Bess Became the First Bearer of Bunyip Butcher:
The billabong waters churned as Cameron approached, armed only with a putter and questionable bushcraft skills. The league software groaned—this wasn’t a hunter, just a guy who’d once out-putted a kangaroo. But fate (or a glitch) decreed: when he yeeted his disc into the swamp, Bunyip Butcher surfaced, clutched in the jaws of a disgruntled platypus. "Fine," the tag hissed, "but only ‘cause you smell like eucalyptus and bad decisions."
Will this "legend" survive Round 1, or will the tag demand a refund?