
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 3 to 11. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A Gobi Desert nomad who survived an Allghoi khorkhoi attack developed unique sensory abilities that made them the foremost tracker of desert cryptids before joining the Frostbite Seekers, where their arid environment expertise proved unexpectedly valuable for Himalayan ice cave exploration.
Possesses heat-sensitive vision for temperature variation detection, cold-resistant mucus secretion, and specialized footpads for sensing subterranean vibrations. Adapted lungs process thin mountain air, and their hybrid physiology blends desert and alpine survival traits.
Serves as the expedition's extreme environment specialist, applying desert-adapted tracking techniques to identify thermal signatures and underground passages in the Himalayas that conventional methods miss.
The Frostbite Seekers are a group of relentless adventurers who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth about the Yeti. They believe that the key to unlocking the creature's secrets lies in confronting the harsh Himalayan environment head-on. Armed with state-of-the-art gear and an unyielding determination, they brave the icy terrain, frozen caves, and treacherous crevasses in pursuit of their goal. The Frostbite Seekers are driven by a burning desire to be the first to lay eyes on the legendary beast and reveal its existence to the world.
Captain Lena Rasmussen is a renowned mountaineer and explorer with a track record of conquering the world's most challenging peaks. She has assembled the Frostbite Seekers to be the first to uncover the truth about the Yeti. Rasmussen's unwavering determination and physical prowess make her the perfect leader for this daring expedition.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 3 to 11. (Week 7 of 8)
In Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 24 to 3. (Week 6 of 8)
Origin Story of Deathworm Hunter:
Forged in the Gobi’s scorching sands after a very dramatic tussle with an Allghoi khorkhoi (think Tremors, but with worse CGI), this tag’s previous owner developed heat vision and a crippling fear of sandworms. Now it’s here, somehow useful in ice caves? Sure, Jan. The Frostbite Seekers were desperate for “desert expertise,” so here we are—tracking Yetis like some frozen Dune reboot. Why am I narrating this?
(Yes, mucus secretion is a feature, not a bug.)
The Prophecy of Jonah Milner and Deathworm Hunter:
Legend speaks of a man—blessed with a PDGA #282913 and cursed with an 863 rating—who wandered into the Frostbite Seekers’ camp clutching a sand-encrusted putter. "I’ve fought worms," he rasped, "but this?" The tag, still dripping Gobi mucus, leapt onto his bag. Coincidence? Or did the Yetis really need a desert guy to track ice beasts? Either way, Jonah now carries Deathworm Hunter like a frozen burrito of destiny.
Can a man who fears dunes survive glaciers? Stay tuned.