
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan throat singing After last week's "vacation" (read: cowardly retreat from the Shivering Summit), Skyler Kunz returns like a thawed-out cryptid, scaling from tag #13 to #3 faster than a sherpa on espresso. Dzo'ava Tracker finally stopped judging his life choices long enough to bless his round - 10 strokes under personal average? Someone's been sacrificing discs to the mountain gods.
Pop culture ref: This glow-up is Frozen meets Free Solo - less singing, more questionable scramble decisions. Fourth wall break: I'm narrating plastic tag drama during a fake Yeti hunt. I need a new job.
Continuity nod: Remember when this tag judged his OB habits? Today it whispered "tolerable" through the ice. Baby steps!
Climbs soapbox When a yak-spirit hybrid stops side-eyeing you, you don't question it. You take the W and pray it doesn't avalanche your rating next week.
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