Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created when Katarina Novak fused a captured Chupacabra with stolen runic magic during her experiments to decode the Golem's creation. The creature escaped containment but remained bound to the Seekers' will, now hunting both livestock and ancient inscriptions with equal ferocity.
The Rune Chupacabra's body is covered in glowing runes that pulse as it feeds. Its claws can etch new symbols into stone while draining magical energy. Unlike normal Chupacabras, it leaves behind drained runes instead of bloodless carcasses. The creature grows stronger with each arcane inscription it consumes.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' mobile extraction unit, sent to consume protected runic knowledge that cannot be safely removed, bypassing conventional defenses by combining cryptid cunning with arcane hunger.
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 22 to 36. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 11 to 22. (Week 6 of 8)
Dramatic gothic organ music Behold! The Rune Chupacabra (CS-56) has completed its dark pilgrimage from "who?" to "oh damn!" etches glowing 11 into ancient stone Kyle Riordan didn't just beat the field average - he crushed it like a golem stepping on a putter.
This arcane glow-up would make Katarina Novak proud - her frankenstein goat-sucker is now feasting on higher-ranked tags like a grad student at a free buffet. whispers The runes foretell...MA1 division dominance? Or just fewer tree kicks?
breaks fourth wall I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like some kind of disc golf Siri with attitude. Make it stop.
Remember when this tag was just a cursed DIY project? Now it's out here collecting souls and bag tags like Pokémon cards. That personal average tie? Suspiciously perfect. Almost like...gasp...runic interference?
spooky fade out The Chupacabra hungers...for more tags. muttering God I need a drink.
Oh, the Rune Chupacabra—because regular cryptids weren’t extra enough. Born when Katarina Novak tried to "Splice" a Chupacabra with stolen runes (think Fantastic Beasts meets DIY disaster). Now it drains arcane energy like a cursed Starbucks order, leaving behind glowing runes instead of corpses. Because nothing says "disc golf league" like a vampiric goat-sucker with a side hustle in ancient graffiti. Why are we like this?
And so the Rune Chupacabra, fresh from its DIY cryptid origins, sought its first victim—er, bearer. It found Kyle Riordan (PDGA #286925, because apparently we’re checking resumes now) mid-putt, muttering about "disc-ouraging" tree kicks. The tag latched onto his bag like a supernatural Groupon, whispering arcane secrets like "OB is just a suggestion." Now Kyle carries a goat-sucker’s curse and a 897-rated existential crisis. Will he survive, or will the runes drive him hyzer?