
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic gothic organ music Behold! The Rune Chupacabra (CS-56) has completed its dark pilgrimage from "who?" to "oh damn!" etches glowing 11 into ancient stone Kyle Riordan didn't just beat the field average - he crushed it like a golem stepping on a putter.
This arcane glow-up would make Katarina Novak proud - her frankenstein goat-sucker is now feasting on higher-ranked tags like a grad student at a free buffet. whispers The runes foretell...MA1 division dominance? Or just fewer tree kicks?
breaks fourth wall I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like some kind of disc golf Siri with attitude. Make it stop.
Remember when this tag was just a cursed DIY project? Now it's out here collecting souls and bag tags like Pokémon cards. That personal average tie? Suspiciously perfect. Almost like...gasp...runic interference?
spooky fade out The Chupacabra hungers...for more tags. muttering God I need a drink.