Yuki-Onna Guardian
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from an alliance between a Japanese snow spirit and Rowan Oakwood during a diplomatic mission to Hokkaido, she adapted her icy abilities to conceal Sasquatch trails in winter months, becoming essential to year-round forest defense.
Possesses cryokinetic abilities to manipulate mist and frost for camouflage, leaves no footprints in snow, can lower ambient temperatures, and temporarily freeze evidence of cryptid activity to preserve secrecy.
Serves as the Wildwood Guardians' winter protection specialist and Asian cryptid liaison, maintaining secret migratory routes and training others in snow-based concealment techniques.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 47 to 20.
Origin of Yuki-Onna Guardian #47:
Born when a snow spirit ghosted Tinder to vibe with Rowan Oakwood on a "diplomatic mission" (read: cryptid Airbnb getaway). Now she yeets frost magic like Elsa’s edgy cousin—freezing Sasquatch evidence like it’s her ex’s texts. Yes, this lore is dumber than a Yeti in Crocs.
Question: Who let the cryptids unionize?
How Emily Yale Became the First Bearer of Yuki-Onna Guardian #47:
On a foggy morning at Creekside, the tag materialized from frost-laden ferns, whispering "Seek the one who throws with glacial precision." Enter Emily—PDGA #144791, 910-rated destroyer of pars—whose putts were so cold, they made the Sasquatches shiver. The tag clung to her bag like a snowflake with abandonment issues. "Finally," it hissed, "someone who understands my icy disdain for OB."
Question: Will she melt under pressure or freeze out the competition?