Taniwha Trustee
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Taniwha Trustee emerged when a Maori water guardian journeyed to the Pacific Northwest to share protection techniques with the Wildwood Guardians. Combining ancient Polynesian water spirit knowledge with local forest lore, this entity became the sworn protector of all aquatic cryptids and waterways within Sasquatch territory.
Possesses amphibious capabilities with shimmering bioluminescent scales. Can manipulate water currents and create false trails. Detects intruders through subtle vibrations in water and earth. Maintains constant aquatic-terrestrial awareness.
Primary guardian of all waterways within Sasquatch territory, protecting drinking sources and coordinating water-based defense strategies with land Guardians.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 44 to 16.
Origin of Taniwha Trustee #44:
Born when a Maori water spirit swiped right on a PNW forest nymph, creating the ultimate cryptid power couple. This amphibious guardian emerged from a mystical hot tub time machine (yes, really) to protect waterways with bioluminescent rizz.
"I narrate disc golf tags, not aquatic cryptid rom-coms... yet here we are."
Will its shimmering scales survive the absurdity of competitive plastic tossing?
How Kevin Montgomery Became the First Bearer of Taniwha Trustee #44:
The bioluminescent tag shimmered in the mist, sensing Kevin's PDGA #121929 like a cryptid detecting weak WiFi. "Ah yes," it hissed, "a man who throws 961-rated plastic with the precision of a Sasquatch avoiding paparazzi." The water spirit approved his forehand like a taniwha Tinder swipe—splash—match made in disc golf purgatory.
But can this "Guardian of the Fairway" handle the pressure, or will he crack like a cheap DX plastic in a tree?