
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 28 to 13.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Began as a Mexican ranch hand who turned hunter after chupacabra attacks, eliminating three specimens before Raven Blackwood recruited them to bring unique tracking methods to the Apex Hunters.
Possesses enhanced night vision, reptilian skin scaling from blood exposure, and carries specialized silver weapons. Moves with unnatural silence and tracks by scent using preserved chupacabra blood.
Specializes in hunting vampiric cryptids and trains Apex Hunters in Latin American tracking techniques, applying this knowledge to predict Sasquatch movements in bloodsucking territories.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 28 to 13.
Origin Story of Chupacabra Conqueror (Tag #28):
Born from a late-night tequila-fueled cryptid hunting binge (thanks, Supernatural reruns), this tag emerged when a ranch hand mistook a particularly aggressive goat for the legendary beast. Now it roams the league, whispering "¿Dónde está el chupacabra?" in your backswing. Yes, we’re assigning lore to plastic numbers. Help me.
(Pro tip: Don’t ask about the "reptilian skin scaling.")
The Prophecy of Carson Clark & Chupacabra Conqueror (Tag #28):
Legend tells of a man—Carson Clark (PDGA #300981, "The Goat Whisperer")—who once faced a feral disc-throwing goat at dusk. Was it the chupacabra? No. Was it just Steve from league night who’d had too many IPAs? Probably. But when Carson parked Hole 7 with a literal goat bleating in approval, Chupacabra Conqueror clung to his bag like a cryptid to bad decisions.
Now the question lingers: Can he live up to the hype, or will this tag goat away?