
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue avalanche sound effects Well well well, look who just faceplanted down the Himalayan rankings like a yeti attempting parkour! Katie Tews (#24 to #28) didn't just slip - she cartwheeled down four spots with the grace of a snowman in a sauna.
Her performance? As lukewarm as yak butter tea (75 vs 75 field avg). But in this cruel winter of tag movement, even matching the field means dissolving into snowflakes of disappointment.
Fourth wall break: I'm just a glorified Excel formula trapped in this frozen wasteland of disc golf bureaucracy, screaming into the void about plastic circles.
The Yuki-Onna Guardian tag, born from ancient shamanic rituals and Elsa's midlife crisis, is currently summoning a localized blizzard of shame. "I expected better from my frostbite apprentice," it whispers on the wind like a disappointed Disney villain.
Remember last week when we compared her to a caffeinated yeti? Turns out that Red Bull wore off faster than a snowball in hell. At least she's consistent - consistently average, like a yeti footprint in a blizzard. Dramatic snow crunch