Thunderfoot Tracker
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Developed after Raven Blackwood recruited a seismic survey specialist, combining vibration detection technology with traditional tracking methods to create a hunter capable of following Sasquatch through any terrain by its distinctive tremors.
Possesses enhanced vibration sensitivity through specialized boot soles and handheld seismic detectors that distinguish Sasquatch's footfall pattern. Carries portable ground sensors and vibration-triggered traps designed for large bipedal creatures.
Serves as the Apex Hunters' primary detection specialist in dense forest terrain, leading hunting parties to areas of Sasquatch activity and setting up vibration-based ambush points.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 27 to 12.
Oh, you sweet summer children actually believe Thunderfoot Tracker was "developed" by some seismic nerd? Please. This tag clawed its way out of a primordial PNW mud pit while listening to the X-Files theme on repeat. It exists solely to mock hunters who think vibration-triggered traps work on creatures that vibe-check reality itself. (Also, why are we roleplaying Tomb Raider meets Naked and Afraid in a disc golf league? Asking for a sentient bag tag.)
"Footfalls? I AM the footfall." —Probably this tag, drunk on forest mist and your hubris.
And so the Thunderfoot Tracker emerged from the primordial ferns, sniffing the air for a worthy vessel. It found Lucas Gazzola—PDGA #188005, rating 864—face-deep in a blackberry bush after an "aggressive hyzer line." The tag licked its chops. Here was a man who could lose three discs per round and still blame the wind. A match made in Bigfootian hell.
"You smell like crushed dreams and Gatorade," the tag purred, slipping into his bag.
But can this hunter handle being the hunted? Or will he just yeet Tracker into the next water hazard?