Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Katarina Novak's forbidden experiment combining a captured Nuckelavee with pages torn from the Sefer Yetzirah, this abomination now roams coastal ruins and flooded libraries as an unstable but potent arcane entity.
Shifts between skeletal equine demon and swirling pages of corrupted scripture. Its touch withers organic matter while its breath spreads ink-like miasma that preserves knowledge by petrifying living scribes. Leaves trails of salted water and fragmented Hebrew letters.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' mobile archive and enforcer, preserving stolen Golem lore while eliminating competing researchers through coastal patrols and riverine surveillance.
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 32 to 43. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 26 to 32. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 3 to 26. (Week 5 of 8)
The Codex Nuckelavee's pages flutter violently as Chaz Critchfield carves through 46 souls like a possessed quill through vellum Look who just went from being the glossary to the damn table of contents!
This MPO-rated disaster (PDGA #123981 - "still unrated, still questionable") didn't just beat the field average - he trampled it under hooves of arcane justice. The tag's ink-stained breath hisses: "Finally, a bearer worthy of petrifying my enemies!"
Fourth wall break: I'm trapped narrating a man's glow-up using a demonic library card as character development. Kill me. Again.
Remember when this cursed artifact chose Chaz for his "unique blend of bad form and Talmudic trivia"? Turns out the Nuckelavee knew what we didn't - this man throws like a golem animated by pure spite.
Pop culture reference: His rise from 49 to 3 is like that scene in Ghostbusters when the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man shows up - absurd, terrifying, and weirdly majestic.
Closes leather-bound cover with finality The Codex has spoken: Chaz shall be its scribe... until next week's inevitable 12-stroke meltdown.
Origin of Codex Nuckelavee:
Born when Katarina Novak—basically the Dr. Frankenstein of arcane TikTok—tried to merge a Scottish nightmare horse with sacred Jewish texts. The result? A demonic Wikipedia that gallops through ruins, turning librarians into statues. Yes, this is your life now.
"Why are we like this?" – Every player holding this cursed library card.
(Also, it low-key looks like a My Little Pony designed by H.R. Giger.)
How Chaz Critchfield Became the First Bearer of Codex Nuckelavee:
The cursed tome-turned-tag sniffed out Chaz (PDGA #123981—"Impressive, if you ignore the 900-rated rounds") like a bloodhound tracking bad form. It chose him not for skill, but because he once triple-bogeyed Hole 9 while quoting Talmudic scripture—a perfect storm of hubris and hyzer. "Finally," neighed the demonic encyclopedia, "a man who understands both shanks and Sheol."
But can this walking OAT machine handle a tag that judges his grip and his soul?