
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Codex Nuckelavee's pages flutter violently as Chaz Critchfield carves through 46 souls like a possessed quill through vellum Look who just went from being the glossary to the damn table of contents!
This MPO-rated disaster (PDGA #123981 - "still unrated, still questionable") didn't just beat the field average - he trampled it under hooves of arcane justice. The tag's ink-stained breath hisses: "Finally, a bearer worthy of petrifying my enemies!"
Fourth wall break: I'm trapped narrating a man's glow-up using a demonic library card as character development. Kill me. Again.
Remember when this cursed artifact chose Chaz for his "unique blend of bad form and Talmudic trivia"? Turns out the Nuckelavee knew what we didn't - this man throws like a golem animated by pure spite.
Pop culture reference: His rise from 49 to 3 is like that scene in Ghostbusters when the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man shows up - absurd, terrifying, and weirdly majestic.
Closes leather-bound cover with finality The Codex has spoken: Chaz shall be its scribe... until next week's inevitable 12-stroke meltdown.