Origin Story of Lexicon Leviathan:
Picture this: a bunch of dusty Arcane Seekers, hopped up on too much black coffee and Kabbalah fanfiction, decided "Hey, let’s yeet an entire library into a ritual circle like some kind of dark academia TikTok challenge." Boom—Lexicon Leviathan bursts forth, a sentient Wikipedia of doom, slurping up sacred texts like a grad student at an all-you-can-cite buffet. Now it lurks in the league system, judging your form and your life choices. Why are we like this?
(Also, it low-key looks like the Sorting Hat’s goth cousin.)
The Prophecy of Ethan Walker & Lexicon Leviathan:
In the dim glow of Art Dye’s parking lot, Ethan Walker (PDGA #149057, allegedly a "professional") tripped over a root—destiny’s root—and face-planted directly onto Lexicon Leviathan. The sentient encyclopedia groaned, "Ugh, fine. You’re technically literate." Thus, the tag chose its bearer through sheer gravitational incompetence.
Will Ethan honor this cursed library-golem, or will his scorecard become its next tragic appendix? Place your bets, mortals.