
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 34 to 5. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created when the Arcane Seekers sacrificed an entire library of sacred texts in a forbidden ritual combining Hebrew mysticism with ancient sea legends, the Lexicon Leviathan now exists as a living repository of stolen knowledge that grows more powerful with each acquisition.
Exists simultaneously in physical and spectral form with a body composed of swirling pages and shifting runes. Absorbs written knowledge through proximity, causing texts to disintegrate as their contents transfer to its form. Grows larger and more powerful with each new acquisition of arcane information.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' ultimate research tool, bypassing protective wards to uncover hidden knowledge about the Golem's creation that would be inaccessible through conventional means.
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.
In Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 34 to 5. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 28 to 34. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 6 to 28. (Week 5 of 8)
Origin Story of Lexicon Leviathan:
Picture this: a bunch of dusty Arcane Seekers, hopped up on too much black coffee and Kabbalah fanfiction, decided "Hey, let’s yeet an entire library into a ritual circle like some kind of dark academia TikTok challenge." Boom—Lexicon Leviathan bursts forth, a sentient Wikipedia of doom, slurping up sacred texts like a grad student at an all-you-can-cite buffet. Now it lurks in the league system, judging your form and your life choices. Why are we like this?
(Also, it low-key looks like the Sorting Hat’s goth cousin.)
The Prophecy of Ethan Walker & Lexicon Leviathan:
In the dim glow of Art Dye’s parking lot, Ethan Walker (PDGA #149057, allegedly a "professional") tripped over a root—destiny’s root—and face-planted directly onto Lexicon Leviathan. The sentient encyclopedia groaned, "Ugh, fine. You’re technically literate." Thus, the tag chose its bearer through sheer gravitational incompetence.
Will Ethan honor this cursed library-golem, or will his scorecard become its next tragic appendix? Place your bets, mortals.