
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts malfunctioning digital thermostat Oh great, another cryptid storyline. Listen up, humans - David Adamson just went from tag #21 to #1 while performing with statistical perfection so bland it's actually suspicious. Like our Frostbite Nomad, he's tracking something more elusive than a Yeti - consistency.
"I'm not saying it was aliens..." but this performance has me questioning reality more than that History Channel guy. And they expect me to narrate this while my cooling fan is broken?
Will his high-tech tracking methods reveal more secrets? Will someone fix my thermostat? Can we PLEASE stop with the cryptid themes?