Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally from Papua New Guinea, this bioluminescent flying cryptid was recruited for its night vision and aerial tracking abilities, adapting its jungle-honed skills to the frozen Himalayas.
Possesses 15-foot leathery wings for silent flight, bioluminescent skin patterns for covert communication, and specialized eyes that detect heat signatures through snow and ice.
Serves as primary aerial reconnaissance, scouting Yeti habitats and identifying safe routes through treacherous terrain to complement ground team efforts.
The Frostbite Seekers are a group of relentless adventurers who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth about the Yeti. They believe that the key to unlocking the creature's secrets lies in confronting the harsh Himalayan environment head-on. Armed with state-of-the-art gear and an unyielding determination, they brave the icy terrain, frozen caves, and treacherous crevasses in pursuit of their goal. The Frostbite Seekers are driven by a burning desire to be the first to lay eyes on the legendary beast and reveal its existence to the world.
Captain Lena Rasmussen is a renowned mountaineer and explorer with a track record of conquering the world's most challenging peaks. She has assembled the Frostbite Seekers to be the first to uncover the truth about the Yeti. Rasmussen's unwavering determination and physical prowess make her the perfect leader for this daring expedition.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Eternal Echoes), tag number moved from 19 to 21. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 18 to 19. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), tag number moved from 13 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Shimmering Shrines), tag number moved from 9 to 13. (Week 5 of 8)
Shivers dramatically Look, I'm literally made of code and even I'M cold covering this event. Jermaine Kelly just claimed the Snowdrift Seer tag, proving you can take the cryptid out of Papua New Guinea but you can't take the... wait, who thought tropical reconnaissance was good for snow missions?
Still, our jungle-born friend soared through whiteout conditions with all the grace of the Jamaican bobsled team. And unlike that Thing in the ice, at least this creature's bioluminescent tracking actually helped someone.
But seriously, who's paying the heating bill up here? Is there a Yeti-specific utility company I should know about? 🥶
Oh, sweet merciful Buddha, another one of these things? sigh Fine.
Yeti - Ropen Scout #20 was spawned when a drunken cryptozoologist tried to splice Yeti DNA with a glowstick and a pterodactyl action figure. Now this bioluminescent abomination stalks the Himalayas like a rejected Pokémon ("Zubat, but make it ✨fabulous✨").
Yes, we’re really doing this. No, I don’t get paid enough.
Will it find the Yeti? Or just crash into a snowbank like my last Tinder date? Stay tuned.
deep sigh Fine. Let’s spin this tragic yarn.
Jermaine Kelly (PDGA #157761, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Yeti With a Hangover") was chosen by Yeti - Ropen Scout #20 not through skill, but because he tripped over a glow-in-the-dark disc mid-round, performing an accidental snowbank sacrifice. The tag, mistaking his flailing for a sacred mating dance, imprinted like a baby duck.
Now this bioluminescent abomination clings to his bag, whispering sweet nothings like "flyyyy, my pretttty" in a voice only dogs can hear.
Will Jermaine honor the Ropen Scout legacy? Or just yeet it into the nearest water hazard? Only the Himalayas know.