
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts thermal imaging equipment while shivering Listen up, you altitude-addled disc flingers! Johnathan Blanton just dragged the Frostbite Nomad up seven spots despite a thoroughly meh performance. Like the Jamaican bobsled team, he's not setting any records, but he's making moves!
And yes, I'm required to mention he left those stupid triangular tracking prints everywhere. rolls eyes while checking oxygen levels
Look, I'm freezing my digital bits off up here in the death zone just to tell you about number swapping. At least the Yeti has fur! Will our intrepid hero maintain his ascent? Will I ever get reassigned to a beach volleyball league? Stay tuned, you wonderful weirdos!