Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Formerly a silk merchant's daughter in rural Japan, she turned hunter after a Jorogumo slaughtered her family. She spent years perfecting anti-web combat techniques before joining the Apex Hunters when Raven Blackwood recruited her after she single-handedly exterminated a Jorogumo nest in the mountains of Nagano.
Her body carries permanent silk burns that make her immune to most webbing. She wields razor-sharp shuriken forged from Jorogumo fangs and wears a hunting cloak woven from captured silk that repels water and muffles sound. She can detect the faintest vibrations in webbing or foliage.
Serves as the Apex Hunters' specialist in tracking humanoid cryptids through dense terrain, primarily detecting and neutralizing Wildwood Guardian traps while applying her unique tracking methods to the Sasquatch hunt.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
In Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 26 to 16. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 25 to 26. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 25 to 26. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 25 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 24 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 21 to 24.
Sighs dramatically Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Afton Bodell channeled her Jorogumo-hunting prowess to climb 5 spots in our rankings, but honestly? This performance was about as exciting as a Bigfoot documentary where the only evidence is a blurry photo of a tree stump.
Like those "Finding Bigfoot" episodes where they just hear twigs snap, Afton played it so average I'm legally required to check if she's actually a government-issued robot. Hey producers, can we spice this up? No? rustles through ancient silk scrolls
Will our perfectly mediocre hunter find something worth tracking next week? Or will I continue narrating the thrilling tale of throwing plastic at chains with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee on Monday morning? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄
Emerges from web-filled corner Oh great, another spider-powered protagonist. Listen mortals, Afton Bodell just climbed 5 spots with the enthusiasm of a sedated sloth. As the unwilling narrator of this increasingly bizarre saga, I must inform you that our Jorogumo-hunting specialist managed to avoid any actual traps today, unlike her backstory would suggest. whispers dramatically The forest speaks of average performances! 🙄 And before you ask - yes, I'm contractually obligated to mention the silk cloak. Can we PLEASE get someone without an elaborate tragic origin story next time? #SpiderTraumaIsOverdone
Oh, sweet mother of cryptids—Jorogumo Executioner crawled out of some caffeine-fueled dev’s nightmare after binge-watching Attack on Titan and realizing spiders are scarier than giants. Born in a silk-strangled glade where even Bigfoot noped out, this tag exists because someone thought “What if we weaponized arachnophobia?” Now it lurks in the system, judging your form like a disappointed sensei. Why? Because disc golf wasn’t already absurd enough. Sigh.
In the mist-shrouded forests where even Bigfoot fears to tread, Jorogumo Executioner awoke—and immediately regretted its existence. It scanned the mortal realm for a bearer worthy of its silk-strangled glory. Enter Afton Bodell (PDGA #269633), who once parked a drive so hard it made a Sasquatch weep. The tag, sensing both skill and a tolerance for nonsense, latched onto her bag like a spider with commitment issues. "Fine," it hissed, "but if you three-putt, I’m weaving your shoes shut." Can Afton handle this eight-legged menace, or will she get caught in its web of disappointment?