
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Afton Bodell channeled her Jorogumo-hunting prowess to climb 5 spots in our rankings, but honestly? This performance was about as exciting as a Bigfoot documentary where the only evidence is a blurry photo of a tree stump.
Like those "Finding Bigfoot" episodes where they just hear twigs snap, Afton played it so average I'm legally required to check if she's actually a government-issued robot. Hey producers, can we spice this up? No? rustles through ancient silk scrolls
Will our perfectly mediocre hunter find something worth tracking next week? Or will I continue narrating the thrilling tale of throwing plastic at chains with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee on Monday morning? Stay tuned, I guess... ๐