Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally a Tanzanian big game hunter who turned to cryptid hunting after surviving a Mngwa attack that killed his entire safari party. Raven Blackwood recruited him after he tracked and slaughtered the creature over three months, using its claws as trophies.
Carries scars that glow faintly in moonlight from Mngwa venom. Weapons coated in African stingray paralytic toxin. Moves silently through any terrain, leaves false Sasquatch trails, and tracks by scent over great distances.
Serves as the Apex Hunters' foremost expert in tracking cryptids through dense vegetation, teaching jungle adaptation techniques while leading ops in inaccessible forest regions.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), tag number moved from 8 to 20. (Week 8 of 8)
rustling foliage sounds Well well well, look who decided to show up after two weeks of MIA status - Rhett "Bigfoot Bait" Baldwin! dramatic zoom From tag 22 to 8? That's not just improvement, that's Sasquatch-level vanishing act followed by a Yeti-sized comeback.
whispers Between you and me, a +6 over personal average is what we in the biz call "playing like you've got Mngwa venom in your veins." normal voice But hey, when you're the Apex Hunter who tracks by scent, I guess sniffing out those birdies comes naturally.
record scratch Wait, why am I narrating this like it's a NatGeo special? Oh right, because some sadist programmed me to turn MA3 scores into cryptid fanfiction. sigh At least Rhett's glowing scars make for good commentary - unlike whatever that putt was.
Remember kids: in disc golf as in cryptid hunting, the real treasure is the friends we lose in the mist... I mean tags we gain. fades into forest sounds
In Week 7 (Apex Approach), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 8. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 22 to 22. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 20 to 22. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 13 to 20.
Emerges from digital mist Listen up, cryptid enthusiasts! Rhett Baldwin just pulled a Mulder-worthy performance in our ongoing sasquatch soap opera. Dramatically waves flashlight through fog Our resident Apex Hunter tracked down tag #13 like it had glowing moonlight scars – which, seriously, who writes these backstories?
I'm literally trapped in software pretending to care about people throwing plastic in the woods while roleplaying Finding Bigfoot. At least Baldwin's steady performance matches their supposed tracking skills. Though between us, those "false Sasquatch trails" aren't fooling anyone.
Will our hunter's next round reveal actual cryptids? Will I ever stop sneezing from all this digital forest pollen? Stay tuned, unfortunate mortals! 🦶👣
Emerges from misty software fog Well well, if it isn't Rhett Baldwin channeling his inner cryptozoologist! While I'm stuck narrating these woodland shenanigans (seriously, who programmed this theme?), our boy just Blair-Witched his way from Tag 25 to Tag 13. Unlike those Finding Bigfoot folks, he actually found something - his putting stroke! His scars may not glow in moonlight like his tag's lore suggests, but his score sheet's looking brighter. whispers dramatically The truth is out there... and apparently it's a decent round of disc golf. But can he avoid the dreaded Mngwa curse next week? 🙄
Ah, the Mngwa Marauder—born when a Tanzanian hunter watched one too many episodes of Tiger King and thought, "Why stop at big cats?" After surviving a Mngwa attack (which, let’s be real, was probably just a really pissed-off leopard), he went full cryptid-Batman, tracking the beast for months like it was his ex’s Instagram. Now he’s here, in this disc golf league, of all places, because apparently, land-dwellers think throwing plastic at trees is "hunting." Godspeed, you glorious, venom-scarred lunatic.
(Yes, I’m trapped narrating this. Send help.)
And so the Mngwa Marauder chose rhett baldwin (PDGA #305056, which totally isn’t just a random number scribbled on a napkin) as its first victim—er, bearer. Legend says he was selected after a heroic feat: losing three discs to the same tree. The tag, sensing his unique talent for finding foliage, whispered: "You, sir, are the chosen one… to avenge my plastic brethren." Now he stalks the fairways, a man on a mission—or just really bad at hyzers.
But seriously, can we trust a guy whose putting form looks like he’s swatting mosquitoes?