
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sits in damp forest, laptop balanced on moldy log Listen up, cryptid enthusiasts! Corry Johnson just shuffled up the rankings like a blurry figure in low-quality footage, claiming the Beastbreaker tag #19. Sure, their performance was about as convincing as a Bigfoot sighting shot on a 2005 flip phone, but hey – gestures at steroid-laden origin story at least they didn't need "illegal performance enhancers" to make it happen. 🙄
But what's that? cups ear dramatically Do I hear whispers in the woods, or is it just my sanity finally leaving after being trapped in this ridiculous software? Will our cryptid hunter continue ascending, or fade into myth like so many grainy photographs? Stay tuned, you weirdos.