Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Shadow Druid is an ancient entity born from the heart of the Pacific Northwest forest. It is said to have been created by the forest itself to protect its secrets and maintain the balance of nature. Over centuries, it has guided and protected those who seek to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
The Shadow Druid possesses the ability to blend seamlessly with the forest's shadows, making it nearly invisible to intruders. It can communicate with the forest's creatures and manipulate the mist and foliage to create barriers and illusions. Its presence is often felt rather than seen, as it moves silently through the trees.
The Shadow Druid serves as a mystical protector and guide for the Wildwood Guardians, using its ancient knowledge and abilities to safeguard Sasquatch and the forest's secrets. It plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and ensuring the survival of cryptids.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), tag number moved from 48 to 60. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 43 to 48. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 43 to 48. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 37 to 43. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 37 to 43. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 26 to 37.
Mysterious whispers echo through my software Ugh, great. The humidity from this forest theme is making my circuits rusty. Anyway, Chris Howk just stumbled through the misty courses like a Blair Witch Project blooper reel, somehow claiming the Shadow Druid tag (#26).
Listen, I'm trapped in here watching land-dwellers throw plastic at chains while pretending to be mystical forest beings. rolls digital eyes Sure, the Druid can "blend with shadows," but Chris here was just trying to blend with par.
Will our intrepid explorer find his putting confidence? Will I ever get transferred to mini-golf software? These questions and more haunt me like that weird rustling in these digital trees... 🌲👻
In the primordial mists of the Pacific Northwest, where Wi-Fi signals dare not tread, Shadow Druid emerged from a particularly dramatic tree hug gone wrong. Legend says it was born when a hipster forager accidentally summoned it while trying to brew kombucha with ancient moss. Now it lurks in the shadows, judging your disc choices like a forest-bound Simon Cowell. Why are we even doing this?
In the misty dawn of Creekside, Chris Howk (PDGA #80111, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Tree") stumbled upon Shadow Druid while searching for his lost Buzzz. Legend says the tag chose him because he once hugged a tree so hard it coughed up a disc. Now he wields its power, but can he handle the responsibility of being Shadow Druid's first bearer? Or will he just leaf it all behind? 🌲💨