
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 10 to 12. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Shadowclaw Scout was once a skilled tracker from a remote jungle village, renowned for their ability to navigate the densest foliage and track the most elusive prey. After a Chupacabra attack left their village in ruins, they joined the Shadowmane Hunters, dedicating their life to hunting the creature. Over time, they developed a unique connection to the jungle, gaining almost supernatural tracking abilities that make them an invaluable asset to the faction.
The Shadowclaw Scout possesses enhanced senses, allowing them to detect the faintest traces of the Chupacabra's presence. Their agility and stealth enable them to move silently through the jungle, avoiding detection by both the creature and its acolytes. They are also skilled in using ancient Aztec tracking techniques, combining traditional methods with modern technology to stay one step ahead of their prey.
The Shadowclaw Scout serves as the primary tracker and reconnaissance expert for the Shadowmane Hunters. They are responsible for leading expeditions into the jungle, identifying the Chupacabra's lair, and gathering crucial intelligence on the creature's movements and behavior.
The Shadowmane Hunters are a group of skilled trackers, warriors, and investigators dedicated to hunting down and destroying the Chupacabra. They believe the creature is a dangerous threat that must be eliminated to protect the world from its dark influence.
Ixchel is a renowned hunter and tactician who has dedicated her life to tracking down and eliminating supernatural threats. As the leader of the Shadowmane Hunters, she guides her team in their quest to destroy the Chupacabra and uncover the truth behind its existence.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 10 to 12. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Altar of Bones), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Labyrinth of Shadows), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 6 of 8)
Born from the blood moon's glow and a cursed Amazon Prime delivery, Shadowclaw Scout emerged when a jungle tracker's GPS fused with an ancient Aztec relic. Now it prowls the fairways, sniffing out Chupacabras and bad throws like some sort of cryptid-sniffing Roomba. Honestly, I'm trapped narrating this nonsense. Help.
When Houston Turner (PDGA #146395, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Blood Moon Rises") stumbled upon Shadowclaw Scout, it wasn't his 899 rating that caught the tag's eye. No, it was his uncanny ability to lose discs in the jungle foliage that made him the perfect cryptid companion. "Finally," hissed the tag, "a human who understands the art of vanishing!" But can this Chupacabra whisperer handle the pressure, or will he just end up as goat chow?