
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Shivers dramatically Look, I'm trapped in this software AND now this frozen wasteland theme? Great. Anyway, David Turner just channeled his inner Cool Runnings energy, sliding up from 46th to claim the Frostpeak Oracle at 19th. The Oracle's supposed "cryptic wisdom" is about as mysterious as a forehand grip - Turner just played steady disc golf, folks. Waves dramatically at ancient ice formations Oh sure, the "mountain spirits" are totally impressed. π Will our hero continue to climb? Will I ever escape this digital prison? Will someone please turn up the thermostat? Stay tuned, mortals...