
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 22 to 29. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Clay Protector was born from the remnants of the first Golem created by the ancient Jewish community. As the Golem's physical form began to crumble, its protective essence coalesced into a new entity, imbued with the same sacred duty to safeguard the community and its legacy. This entity, the Clay Protector, now roams the dark forests and crumbling ruins, ensuring that the Golem's purpose remains intact.
The Clay Protector is composed of ancient clay infused with arcane sigils and Jewish mystical symbols. It possesses immense strength and durability, capable of withstanding powerful attacks. The entity can manipulate the earth and clay around it, forming barriers and weapons as needed. Its presence is marked by a faint, glowing aura that emanates from the sigils etched into its form.
The Clay Protector serves as a guardian of the ancient Jewish community and the Golem's resting place. It ensures that the Golem's secrets remain protected from those who seek to exploit or destroy them, embodying the Golem Guardians' mission to preserve and defend.
The Golem Guardians are a faction dedicated to protecting the ancient Golem and the Jewish community it was created to defend. They believe in the Golem's sacred purpose and seek to uncover the truth behind its creation while preserving the creature's legacy. The Guardians work tirelessly to maintain the delicate balance between the Golem's power and the safety of the region.
Ezra Katz is a descendant of the ancient Jewish community protected by the Golem. Raised on stories of the creature's sacred purpose, Ezra has dedicated his life to safeguarding the Golem and the community's legacy. He is a wise and compassionate leader, guided by a deep understanding of the Golem's importance and the need to maintain the balance of power in the region.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 22 to 29. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 22 to 22. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 17 to 22. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 10 to 17.
Arcane sigils glow as Jonathan Charpentier channels his inner Indiana Jones, navigating the crumbling ruins of MA4 like a true Clay Protector. Despite throwing more like a possessed scarecrow than a guardian spirit (+7 vs field), he's manipulating the clay of destiny to rise from 20 to 10. "Why am I narrating this?" you ask. Excellent question. Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made while watching someone match their personal average exactly. The Clay Protector now roams the mid-tier tags, its glowing aura warning others: "Beware my clay-mation skills!" Will Jonathan continue his arcane ascent, or will he crumble like week-old Play-Doh? Stay tuned!
Born from the crumbling remains of the OG Golem, Clay Protector was basically the ancient Jewish community's version of a backup hard drive. When the first Golem started glitching out, its protective vibes coalesced into this new clay boi. Now it roams the forests like a gothic Roomba, sweeping up evil and leaving arcane sigils in its wake. Honestly, I'm just here to narrate this nonsense. Who greenlit a Golem Cinematic Universe?
When Jonathan Charpentier (PDGA #298561, aka "The Clay Whisperer") stumbled upon Clay Protector, it wasn’t love at first sight—it was more like a clay-mance. The golem, sensing his 760-rated aura, chose him as its first bearer, probably because he looked like he could handle a disc and a shovel. But seriously, can a guy who probably confuses "forehand" with "forehead" really protect the ancient clay? Will he rise to the occasion or crumble under pressure? Only time will tell.