
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ink-black tentacles thrash violently as Chris Howk suffers a betrayal worse than finding out the Golem's creator is your ex - dropping from #16 to #22. That's not just a slip, that's the Cipher Kraken actively sabotaging its own host like a bad Netflix adaptation.
Chris, buddy, you were supposed to be "systematically undermining protective measures," not your own scorecard. Ancient seals reform mockingly as you post a round that makes last week's performance look like a Kabbalistic miracle.
Fourth wall crumbles I can't believe I'm narrating this like some gothic telenovela. "Betrayer's Revelation"? More like "Guy Who Forgot How to Putt." The Kraken's "ink-like substance revealing hidden text" clearly revealed... nothing useful today.
Remember when you climbed 24 spots? Dramatic flashback Yeah, those were simpler times - before the Kraken decided to absorb your ability to hit gaps instead of forbidden knowledge.
Ink splatters ominously as we're reminded this eldritch horror "can extract information from texts." Maybe try extracting some course knowledge next time? Or just burn the whole tag system down. Honestly, I'd respect that.