Chris Howk: #28 Cipher Kraken

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Chris Howk

PDGA Rating 885
Division MP40
Events Played 10
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 834 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Cipher Kraken

#28

Origin Story

Born from Katarina Novak's forbidden experiment to merge an ancient Norse grimoire with Kabbalistic water rituals, the Cipher Kraken emerged when she attempted to bypass the protective seals surrounding a submerged archive of Golem creation texts. The entity retained both the insatiable hunger of its mythological namesake and an unnatural affinity for decoding the most complex magical encryptions, becoming the Arcane Seekers' most prized tool for extracting knowledge from sources meant to remain sealed.

Properties

The Cipher Kraken exists simultaneously in physical and ethereal forms, manifesting as a mass of translucent tentacles that can extract information from texts without direct contact. It secretes an ink-like substance that reveals hidden text and breaks magical seals when applied to protected documents. Most disturbingly, it can absorb the complete contents of ancient manuscripts, leaving them blank while storing their knowledge within its amorphous form for later extraction by the Arcane Seekers.

Role

The Cipher Kraken serves as the Arcane Seekers' primary means of accessing forbidden knowledge about the Golem's creation that has been deliberately obscured or magically sealed away by generations of Jewish mystics. It systematically undermines the protective measures put in place by the Golem's creators, threatening to expose the most dangerous aspects of the creature's power to those who would exploit it without concern for consequences.

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Arcane Seekers

The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.

Faction Leader

Katarina Novak

Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.

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Week 4 Score: 65 Place: 2
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Week 3 Score: 60 Place: 5