Kaden Mecham: #11 Scroll Selkie

Kaden Mecham

Kaden Mecham

PDGA Rating 928
Division MA1
Events Played 10
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Kaden Mecham
Pool Emblem Scroll Selkie
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 936 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Scroll Selkie

#11

Origin Story

Born from the forbidden fusion of Celtic magic and Hebrew mysticism, the Scroll Selkie emerged when Katarina Novak's experiments merged a traditional Selkie's sealskin with enchanted parchment containing Golem creation secrets. The resulting entity retained the Selkie's shapeshifting abilities but became bound to the pursuit of arcane knowledge rather than the sea.

Properties

The Scroll Selkie exists in two forms: a seal-like creature covered in writing that seems to shift and change, and a human form wrapped in what appears to be ancient parchment. It can absorb written knowledge through direct contact, storing the information within the mystical text that covers its body. The entity is drawn to centers of ancient learning and can sense the presence of hidden manuscripts.

Role

Serves as the Arcane Seekers' premier infiltrator and knowledge gatherer, using its shapeshifting abilities to access restricted archives and sacred libraries that contain information about the Golem's creation. The entity's unique ability to absorb and store written knowledge makes it invaluable in Katarina's quest to uncover the Golem's secrets.

Tag Details

League Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Pool Arcane Seekers
Arcane Seekers faction symbol

Arcane Seekers

The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.

Faction Leader

Katarina Novak

Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.

Members

93

Divisions

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Tag History

Kaden Mecham
Kaden Mecham
Week 4 Score: 52 Place: T3
3 days ago
Kaden Mecham
Kaden Mecham
Week 3 Score: 55 Place: T6
10 days ago
Origin Story