
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dusts off ancient scroll Oh look, Craig Bennett's back from his two-week vacation in Absenceville! The Archive Adlet must've sniffed out some actual effort this week, clawing its way from 39 to 15 like a golem suddenly remembering its purpose. Dramatic sigil glow
Sure, your +3.3 vs field is about as impressive as a half-formed clay guardian, but after those back-to-back no-shows? This is basically your Renaissance. The Adlet's wolfish instincts finally kicked in, phasing through your usual mediocrity to retrieve... checks notes... exactly your personal average. Groundbreaking.
Fourth wall crumbles I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements like some cursed Talmudic scholar. But hey, at least you're not getting demoted to "Parchment Ziz" territory anymore.
Pro tip: Maybe show up next week before the Golem Chronicles finale? Just a thought. Fades into arcane mist